Posted 5 hours ago

girlunderlou:

i’m glad they made the new spider-man bisexual

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 5 hours ago

slipstreamborne:

Natasha “yeah I don’t have any super-powers so beefy American dude just do me a favor and throw me up in the fucking air because I want to wrassle me an alien (and don’t forget I figured out the big misogynistic baddy’s plan by playing him like a chump and later literally punched some sense into our brainwashed team member lol call me when you need somebody to close the trans-dimensional portal to fucking OUTER SPACE)” Romanoff

Posted 5 hours ago

dutchster:

gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-

THE BACKGROUND IS A SUBTLE GRADIENT STOP SAYING IT’S A SINGLE SHADE

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE

waIT HE’S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD

WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT

(Source: jesusthelastairbender)

Posted 5 hours ago

becks28nz:

Piper and Ferguson Talk Capaldi and LSD

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

fishingboatproceeds:

Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin

2. Do I really look like that illustration?

(Source: shailenewoodleysource)

Posted 7 hours ago

314eater:

naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower

Posted 7 hours ago
hannahbrokaw:

nowlifeissweetlikecinnamon:

duckydoom:

ah-its-too-much:

TIME TO DEDUCE.
We see that it is HIGHLY unlikely that Benedict is wearing any underwear under that sheet; we can visibly see his crack, and he barely catches that sheet before we see EVERYTHING. Can we just appreciate how many times they probably had to do this scene, and how many times it probably slipped ENTIRELY.

and the one time (according to the commentary) he became so tangled in the sheet he face planted.

"He fell like a tree! Because he couldn’t move his arms, he couldn’t move his legs. he just fell.  You hear him go ‘hhhggnk!’ crunching onto the floor and there’s Martin going ‘Ohoho!’”- Steven Moffat on Benedict face planting in the sheet

Mycroft is the best

hannahbrokaw:

nowlifeissweetlikecinnamon:

duckydoom:

ah-its-too-much:

TIME TO DEDUCE.

We see that it is HIGHLY unlikely that Benedict is wearing any underwear under that sheet; we can visibly see his crack, and he barely catches that sheet before we see EVERYTHING. Can we just appreciate how many times they probably had to do this scene, and how many times it probably slipped ENTIRELY.

and the one time (according to the commentary) he became so tangled in the sheet he face planted.

"He fell like a tree! Because he couldn’t move his arms, he couldn’t move his legs. he just fell.  You hear him go ‘hhhggnk!’ crunching onto the floor and there’s Martin going ‘Ohoho!’”- Steven Moffat on Benedict face planting in the sheet

Mycroft is the best

Posted 7 hours ago

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
Posted 7 hours ago

sp1rit:

lullabysounds:

it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.

i needed this

Posted 8 hours ago

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

Posted 9 hours ago

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

Posted 9 hours ago